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What do you mean I'm boring? You're boring.

I'll post something when I'm damn ready. And it'll be so badass it impregnates women.

Love,
PharmNerd

Happy Earth Day!

Nature!

I Lose

This was taped to the copier at work today.  Being a nerd and all, I was pumped, and decided to test out the new upgrades to the department's copier.

I said my name. Nothing happened.

The secretary told me I was doing it wrong.  I had to say my name louder into the copier.

I tried again, and the secretary held back a laugh.

And then I realized that I was retarded.

Iron Man vs. One-Eyed Trouser Snake

I'm looking forward to seeing the new Iron Man movie when it comes out.

Iron Man cologne: not so much.

I wonder who the crackhead is that came up with the design for that bottle?

Why Does Everyone Suck So Much?

After 10 whole months, someone finally visited my blog and left a comment.  Someone who isn't one of my co-workers.  Ho-lee crap-on-a-stick.  

That inspired me to bust out my badass Photoshop skills and make my blog all awesome-looking.  You're welcome.

By updating the blog's design, I was able to get the Blogger toolbar back up on the top of the page.  And again, I decided to start clicking through other peoples' blogs with the "Next Blog" link.

And they're all terrible.

Mommies bragging about their disabled kids.  Poetry blogs.  Douchebag marketing blogs.  Photography blogs.  And lots of Japanese schoolgirls making unsuccessful attempts at writing in English.

Apparently, I'm the only person in the world who writes an interesting blog.  And you should all be ashamed of yourselves for this, because my blog is actually kind of crappy in its own regard.

So, yeah -- I'm better than you.  Be my friend and leave a comment.  Do it now.

Totally Not Irritating

This happens about three times a day. Sometimes triggered by a squirrel.  Sometimes because a person walked by on the street.  Sometimes for no reason at all.




I've heard people say that debarking a dog is inhumane. If by "inhumane" they mean "absolutely awesome", then I think I might agree.

Thinking Green

I went to a wedding yesterday.  The entire service took less than a half-hour, which was great.  The reception hall was nearby and had an open bar.  Also great.

When the wife and I got to the reception hall, there was a little pine tree situated at each place setting.  On each tree was a note which read "Plant Me Within 24 Hours".

I'm glad that someone is being environmentally conscious.  Well done, extended family of PharmNerd.

So, now it's the day after the wedding.  I think to myself, "I should go outside and plant this tr --".

Oh, balls.  That's right.  It's February in Michigan.