Sausage in the Morning

The guy who works third shift in my department rides his bike to work every day.  Even in blizzards.  It's a special kind of dedication which has wound up getting him hit by more than one car.  Luckily, he's never been really hurt; just a bit ticked off.

Anyhow, this co-worker uses my office to change into his fancy biker shorts every morning.  So, I always have to be extra careful that I don't walk in on naked dude when I get to work in the morning.  So far, so good.

However, once he's changed, he sticks around to chat.  Or to discuss benefits with human resources.  Or he might attend a morning CE.  In his biker shorts.

I don't have words to express the awkwardness, so I'll let this picture do it for me.